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Pogo Stick Crutches™️

A satirical pair of crutches with spring-loaded pogo-stick bases.

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Pogo Stick Crutches™️ A broken leg doesn’t need to be boring. With our newest invention get a little bit of air time on your downtime. These crutches have integrated high powered springs to put a little pep in your broken step. You’ll bounce back in no time. Unnecessary Inventions - Pogo Stick Crutches Unnecessary Inventions - Pogo Stick Crutches Unnecessary Inventions - Pogo Stick Crutches

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