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The Candle Cannon™️

A miniature finger-mounted air blaster for blowing out birthday candles.

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The Candle Cannon™️ Stop spitting on your cake when you blow out your candles. This miniature air blaster slides easily onto your fingers for every birthday occasion. Pull back on the elastic rear and end a shockwave of air toward your cake to blow out your candles!

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